summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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