Pregnant stripper...not hot.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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