I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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