no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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