Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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