508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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