Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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