forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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