do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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