talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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