That's when you crack a 10am beer
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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