There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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