He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
