Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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