How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
