I puked a lego.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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