I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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