with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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