that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i love accidental penises.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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