It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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