I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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