I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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