it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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