Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize
