There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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