What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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