So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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