just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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