I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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