he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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