8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
