The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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