Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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