How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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