Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm sobbing to NWA
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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