I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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