I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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