I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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