Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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