Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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