Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
