Are we in a gay sports bar?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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