3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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