So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Alive.
So much puke
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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