I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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