Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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