Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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