This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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I think this conversation is over.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.