'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk