You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."