franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.