So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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