It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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