D3 body, D1 cock
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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