Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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