whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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