Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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