He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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