The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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