What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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