good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I think my moral compass just broke
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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