are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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